Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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