had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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