Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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