My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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