So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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