Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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