I skipped work to stalk him.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You are a genius and a whore.
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