it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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