i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
