well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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