yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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