Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
