I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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