chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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