Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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