I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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