8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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