Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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