ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
why is half of my head shaved?
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