That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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