he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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