my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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