Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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