She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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