ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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