i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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