I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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