with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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