My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I stole a fireplace last night.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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