would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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