Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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