what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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