Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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