dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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