Moan for me like Helen Keller
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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