these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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