hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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