no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
