I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The beer is more important than you right now.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
