K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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