I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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