Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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