everyone is single if you try hard enough
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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