Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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