For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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