Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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