Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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