is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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