i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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