People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
