I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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