Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
