Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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