I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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