I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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