guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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