i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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