C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Acid is not a monday night drug
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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